Meowthra – The Cosmic Cat Kaiju of Flow
Born from a collapsed star and nurtured by interdimensional kittens, Meowthra is the 48-inch feline overlord of flow props. Summoned whenever the bass drops too low, this monstrous grin in the sky has been spotted confusing astronomers, hypnotizing ravers, and swatting UFOs out of orbit just for fun.
Specs:
😼 48" of celestial whiskered chaos
🌌 Known to vanish mid-spin (and reappear behind you)
💫 Leaves trails of neon grins across the night sky
🌈 Fully UV-reactive for galactic wonderland mischief
🧵 New thicker trim & zig zag stitching so your Flow Star can rage as hard as you do
Do not attempt to tame unless you possess paws of steel or the mystical patience of a laser-pointer master.
Warning: May attract cosplayers, conspiracy theorists, and entire crowds chanting “SHOW US THE TEETH!”