Forged in the molten core of the Earth and unearthed by a rave-savvy T-Rex with a dream, Flowzilla is the 48-inch prehistoric behemoth of flow props. Wielded by cave DJs and pterodactyl backup dancers alike, this mega star once blacked out the sun during a spin-off with a comet.
Specs:
- ⚔️ 48" of ancient aerodynamic fury
- 🦕 Perfect for fending off velociravers
- 💥 Causes minor earthquakes upon impact (use responsibly)
- 🌈 Fully UV-reactive for all your Jurassic jungle parties
Do not attempt to throw unless you have biceps like a brontosaurus or the raw determination of a raptor on E.
Warning: May attract archaeologists, time travelers, and large crowds yelling “SPIN IT, KING!”